Comic - Apprehend that Swine!

Why can't the human race get diseases where we can mutant for the better - like turn into XMen characters or something? Swine flu is too lame... unless we all turned into pigs. The name's misleading. Ah well.

Here's a bonus story for you all too:
This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home, and this little piggy gave us swine flu, and now we all stayed home. :P

Comic - Political Comic (sorta)!

  Swine flu - Because no one cared when the bird flu.  Symptoms include stumpy arms and the desire to read the Lazy Webcartoonist Times: All the squiggly lines that are fit to print.

Seriously though, I think the best thing about this pandemic panic is that it gives me an excuse to drink and not sleep... "No really guys, I'm doing it to weaken my immune system so I'm less susceptible to Swine Flu, I'm just looking out for my own health!"  Yesss.