Comic - Detox

I get quite amused by all this detox, antioxidant pseudoscience hullaballoo.  Yeah sure, if you drink nothing but cranberry juice for 24 hours, of course you'll lose weight!  You'll just gain it right back afterwards!  How about exercise for Pete's sake?  Ya lazy foos!  Gahhh time for work. 

Comic - Apprehend that Swine!

Why can't the human race get diseases where we can mutant for the better - like turn into XMen characters or something? Swine flu is too lame... unless we all turned into pigs. The name's misleading. Ah well.

Here's a bonus story for you all too:
This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home, and this little piggy gave us swine flu, and now we all stayed home. :P