Swine flu - Because no one cared when the bird flu. Symptoms include stumpy arms and the desire to read the Lazy Webcartoonist Times: All the squiggly lines that are fit to print.Seriously though, I think the best thing about this pandemic panic is that it gives me an excuse to drink and not sleep... "No really guys, I'm doing it to weaken my immune system so I'm less susceptible to Swine Flu, I'm just looking out for my own health!" Yesss.
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