Oh noes!

Hey, some of you may be wondering why Roopa AKA Purple Cow Alpha didn't post a comic this week.  The answer is that she may have frikkin Pancreatitis, so if you were annoyed about it you can hide in a hole now.  Yeah I hope you all wish her good health and all that other good stuff (free candy is an acceptable wish).  Ok you can get out of your hole now.

Purple Cow lyrics

These weren't written by us... though I assure you if we did they'd be even weirder. Maybe we'll make a purple cow jingle for the site. Honestly I didn't think anyone would actually write lyrics about a purple cow. Though I bet there are people out there who think no one would've made a blog called purple cow... so I guess we're even? :)

Enjoy ze lyrics...

A PURPLE COW
(Fred Spielman / Paul Francis Webster)

Doris Day - 1953

The very day the day we kissed
I went to see my occulist
The occulist said "I insist, it looks like love

I never thought I'd ever see a purple cow
I never thought I'd hear a butter fly meouw
I never thought I'd see these funny things somehow
But you've got me seeing them now

I never thought I'd ever see a green giraffe
I never thought I'd ever see a waltzing calf
I never thought I'd see a weeping willow laugh
But you've got me seeing them now

Ev'rything's hazy, upside down above
Don't think I'm crazy
I'm in Love, I'm in Love, I'm in Love

I never thought I'd ever see a purple cow
You gotta be in love to see a purple Cow
But since the day you kissed me, Baby
Take a bow, 'cause you've got me seein' one now

(Instrumental Break)

I never thought I'd ever see a purple cow
You gotta be in love to see a purple Cow
But since the day you kissed me, baby
Take a bow, 'cause you've got me seein' one now
Better than bein' one
You've got me seein' one now