Comic - Tomatoes

Tomato-powered guns - the way of the future.  The AMERICAN way of the future.  Oh by the way, do you think tomatoes shouldn't have the right to associate to associate with its salad counterparts despite technically being a fruit?  If so, you should look outside your window, it's been nice knowing you.*

                                           

   *Not applicable in state of New Jersey

Comic - Friday the 13th

I guess the dude on the right should've paid more attention to the freaked out dude on the left.

Comic - Curiosity

  The Man in the Yellow hat is obviously part of the witness protection program.  And he probably needs a taxi because I don't know how he could walk with those horribly deformed legs I gave him.  Sorry guy.

Comic - The Polygamist

If the Bachelor took place in Arab countries I bet you'd have the above. ;P Did everyone see the last Rose ceremony earlier this week? I don't really watch the show but I get my updates from Ellen's show and online. I think that dude would definitely love it if he HAD been on a show called "The Polygamist." He seems quite closing to being one... first he said ya to one girl and then changed his mind. I don't really understand why people bother going to the show. Ah well. C'est la vie!

Comic - Game Time

Fun fact: 8:00, whether it's A.M. or P.M., is always Hammertime.  MC paid the Government big bucks to make that dream of his a reality.  You're probably already being wiretapped simply for not owning a pair of parachute pants.

Comic - Bulldog Billionaire

Like everything else on this page, this isn't to be taken seriously... just having fun w/the Oscars! What a great night that was, huh? From Broadway to Bollywood they covered it all! The above cartoon is just me being silly regarding the Oscars. Hope u like it!

Comic - Insults

If Shakespeare was alive today, he'd totally put every rapper to shame with his lyrical stylings, and then he'd finish them off by biting his thumb at them.  Shakes was a true gangsta